Jokes

For the past couple days, I have been barely noticed because football season is on and people just want to watch football. I would feel very lucky to be that football. Actually, know that I think of it, I would not like to be tossed around into the cold air, with players' grips as tight as a snake. So I have decided to cheer myself up by looking up some jokes. Enjoy!
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A man went to visit his 90-year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal." That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean"? Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you, those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore." Later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, Grandfather's dog, who was lying on the floor, started to growl and would not let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out." Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted,"COLDWATER, LET HIM OUT.."

Hehehheheeh! That one actually made me roll on the floor laughing!

Poems I've Created with my smart mind

Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Yeah thats my duty area...

How To Tell If Your'e Speeding

	I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

Not much Goin On

I am verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyy sorry I have not been posting. But, little shih tzus have big adventures(and yes, bigger than them)sometimes. But I am not that specific little shih tzu. I have had some smaller adventures around the house, but not unless you count going potty as an adventure. Theres not much going around the house lately. Occasionally, people come over and I get to meet new friends, but nothing too exciting. But I have a pretty mad story to tell. At least for me.

 When I was online, I searched for "Cutest dog in the world"to see what picture they used of me . And you can guess, there was a lot of pictures, but I couldnt find mine! But one caught my humongous  eye. And that was... Boo. Yes, Not Cocoa, Boo. I was soo mad I ran around the house barking and my owners took me out because they thought I needed to go potty. That did not take my anger out. Not even CLOSE!!! I thought I was the cutest dog in the world!!!!This is what the "Boo" looks like...

I read the story about Boo and it said that this Pomeranian got a special haircut at the groomer. I already have the cutest haircut!!!!!!!!! Boo took almost everything I have!!!!!Other than owners and belly rubs...

MTMTTDVBOMI( I will tell you later in this post... or earlier)

You may have wondered what MTMTTDVBOMI stands for...


Masters
Take
Me
To
The
Dreadful
Vet
Because
Of
My
Itchiness

See? I never break promises!

The reason that I incorporated the vet above is because I have been having to go to their office because of my awful skin condition. It is pretty annoying. Okay, HORRIBLY ANNOYING!! I really need to STOP going there. I try and try to stop itching, but it KEEPS GOING!!


Then, I, Cocoa, tried to control the itching by rolling over and wiggling like I got stung by a bee. It kind of worked. I couldn't do that all day so when I got up , the bee came back. ITCHY! I chased my tail in circles seeing if the air was the solution, but as you probably guessed , it wasn't successful. I jumped in the air, soaring like a bird. I don't know why I did that because I knew that air wasn't the solution.

But, anyway, while my master was paying my bill to the vets helpers, I noticed that GIANT dogs were surrounding me, barking so loud I could faint. I backed up behind my master hoping that she would pick me up soon. Fortunately, she did. We walked out the door, scared, and an inch away from getting bit.  I was shaking. *Bark,Bark, Bark.* They looked 2 feet tall. Those are the biggest dogs I've ever seen! Of course, I am almost 2. I dearly hope that my special shampoo and lotion work so I don't haveto go through that nightmare ever again!

Cocoa

My New Interest In Toys

Over the past couple weeks, I have noticed that I have a new interest in toys. Like many other dogs, one of my other interests was eating food. But you already knew that(right?!!!!)... I love balls the most though. Stuffed animals are... I don't know... too stuffed. I especially love soft basketballs, soccer balls and baseballs.  But I can't have really big and hard ones. I think that my master thinks that I will hurt my teeth with really hard balls and that basketballs and soccer balls are bigger than me. But I think I can handle them. I'm almost the size of a bull! And that's a fact...

P.S. Nevermind. That's an opinion. Actually, not even an opinion. He's sort of  a grayish color and... well I don't even know what color I am. Anyway, I don't even know why I wrote I was bigger than a bull. I'm not even wider than a lamp! Thank you for reading this confusing post...







 Now to think of it, I'm kinda creeped out by the bull staring right at me... I hope I don't have a nightmare!!!!!




             


                  

My Friend

Did you know that I have a very good friend,(that I have not yet seen but have pictures on this computer) thats named Barnabas? Hes the one who told me about making a blog.So you should thank him on pugglebarnabas.blogspot.com. He has a very cool blog. Check it out! Hes a really cute puggle that a little bit taller than me. Okay, fine, way taller than me.

Stories from my past

I dont know about any of those other dogs but I really don't like baths! Like, really, really, really, really, really don't like them. Once, my owners cousins, Eleanor and Tayler, came over and  like the thoughtful and caring people they were, asked my owner if she needed any help. She said that I could use a... a... bath! So they got everything prepared and then found me hiding under the couch. They pulled me out and took me into the bathroom. One of them kept me in the tub and the other bathed me. I hate the memory but I decided that it should go viral so my owners know. I hope you're reading this, Smiles family.



         Another adventure I had with Eleanor and Tayler was when I came back from outside. One afternoon, I just came back from doing my "duty." Eleanor and Tayler were watching Animal Planet and had a pillow over their heads. I got some ice before I went outside and was very hyper when I came inside. I made a course. A very smart course. I would run onto the couch,leap off of it, jump on the "pillow( that was strangely floating in the air)" , sprint around the house and repeat. Why were Tayler and Eleanor screaming and laughing at the same time? I  mean how can you do that? BWA HA HA!( too wierd) MWA HAHA!(too spooky) That's hard. THE END

Do you know me?

Hi, This is Cocoa. I just created this blog, well right now. I am almost 2 years old and I'm a Shih Tzu. I absolutely love human food, especially ice. I know, I have very good typinp skills for a dog.You may reward me with ice or meat. Well, on blogs, I know that you have to post on it to tell what your doing. I know once again, I'm very smarf for an almost 2 year old Shih Tzu, and once again, you may rewar-
, fine, you dont have to hear it again, but you will have to reward me again. This blog is going to be about- oops i already mentioned that. Well, if you want to see more posts, please follow so I may show all those big dogs that I can be famous ,too.Thank you...

P.S. Im sorry if i disant soell words write. I am using Tyler's computer and it is really laggy so I cant see wat i typung.
Ill put picyues out siin


(Please dont get in trible, olease dint git in troble.)




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