My New Interest In Toys

Over the past couple weeks, I have noticed that I have a new interest in toys. Like many other dogs, one of my other interests was eating food. But you already knew that(right?!!!!)... I love balls the most though. Stuffed animals are... I don't know... too stuffed. I especially love soft basketballs, soccer balls and baseballs.  But I can't have really big and hard ones. I think that my master thinks that I will hurt my teeth with really hard balls and that basketballs and soccer balls are bigger than me. But I think I can handle them. I'm almost the size of a bull! And that's a fact...

P.S. Nevermind. That's an opinion. Actually, not even an opinion. He's sort of  a grayish color and... well I don't even know what color I am. Anyway, I don't even know why I wrote I was bigger than a bull. I'm not even wider than a lamp! Thank you for reading this confusing post...







 Now to think of it, I'm kinda creeped out by the bull staring right at me... I hope I don't have a nightmare!!!!!