Stories from my past

I dont know about any of those other dogs but I really don't like baths! Like, really, really, really, really, really don't like them. Once, my owners cousins, Eleanor and Tayler, came over and  like the thoughtful and caring people they were, asked my owner if she needed any help. She said that I could use a... a... bath! So they got everything prepared and then found me hiding under the couch. They pulled me out and took me into the bathroom. One of them kept me in the tub and the other bathed me. I hate the memory but I decided that it should go viral so my owners know. I hope you're reading this, Smiles family.



         Another adventure I had with Eleanor and Tayler was when I came back from outside. One afternoon, I just came back from doing my "duty." Eleanor and Tayler were watching Animal Planet and had a pillow over their heads. I got some ice before I went outside and was very hyper when I came inside. I made a course. A very smart course. I would run onto the couch,leap off of it, jump on the "pillow( that was strangely floating in the air)" , sprint around the house and repeat. Why were Tayler and Eleanor screaming and laughing at the same time? I  mean how can you do that? BWA HA HA!( too wierd) MWA HAHA!(too spooky) That's hard. THE END